Newcastle star Florian Lejeune has bizarrely revealed his detailed plan of how he would dispose of a dead body.

The French defender, 28, was answering a series of bonkers questions posed by fans in the Toon’s “tombola” section of the pre-match programme.

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And Lejeune revealed he has been gripped by hit Netflix show You – a psychological thriller about a man who goes to extreme lengths to get close to a girl he likes.

So when oddly asked how he would get rid of a dead body, he was able to answer in explicit detail.

Lejeune said: “I’m watching a series at the minute called ‘You’, and it is about that.

“I would put it in the boot of my car, drive out to sea, put it on a boat and throw it into the sea with weights on it.”

But Lejeune quickly put his mind to more cheerful matters.


One Newcastle supporter asked who he would be, if he could be anyone for a day.

And the Frenchman replied: “Not for one day, but just for a game I’d like to be Lionel Messi.”

It was an odd afternoon all around for Newcastle on Saturday – as one unlucky fan took a corner flag to the testicles after Matt Ritchie celebrated his side’s late goal.

Isaac Hayden netted a last-gasp winner against Chelsea, with fans and players celebrating wildly.

But Ritchie charged to the corner flag and gave it an almighty punt – with one fan wearing it in the nether-regions.

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